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Professor Sausages — Web & Documents Official

com.professorsausages/sausage-web

Checked 26 Oct 2026, 08:29 UTC · Connected to it and listed its tools

Read pages & files to text, news, weather, market holidays and timezones via x402.

Website

At a glance

Type

MCP server

Publisher

professorsausages.com (verified by the MCP Registry)

Status

Working at last check

Tools

12

Token cost

About 4,374 tokens per request

Sets up in

Claude Code, Claude Desktop, Codex, Gemini CLI, Cursor, VS Code, Antigravity, ChatGPT, OpenAI API, Grok

Last checked

26 Oct 2026, 08:29 UTC

Connect it to your agent

Add to CursorAdd to VS CodeVS Code Insiders

Opens the app, which shows the server and asks you to confirm. For other apps, copy the setup below.

Claude Code

claude mcp add --transport http sausage-web https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web

Claude Desktop

Settings → Connectors → Add custom connector, and paste the URL.

Codex (config.toml)

[mcp_servers.sausage-web]
url = "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"

Gemini CLI

{"mcpServers":{"sausage-web":{"httpUrl":"https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"}}}

Cursor

{"mcpServers":{"sausage-web":{"url":"https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"}}}

VS Code

{"servers":{"sausage-web":{"type":"http","url":"https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"}}}

Antigravity

agy mcp add sausage-web https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web

ChatGPT

Settings → Apps & Connectors → Advanced settings: turn on Developer mode, then Create a connector and paste the URL. Which plans can do this varies.

OpenAI API (Responses tools)

{"type":"mcp","server_label":"sausage-web","server_url":"https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web","require_approval":"always"}

Grok (xAI API tools)

{"type":"mcp","server_label":"sausage-web","server_url":"https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"}

Tools

• holidays ~480 tokens
  Is a market open on a date, and why not if it isn't. view='next_session' finds the next open day; view='settle' computes a T+N settlement date skipping weekends and holidays; view='business_days' counts open sessions in a range; view='year' lists a calendar's whole year. Paid: call without x_payment
• image_to_text ~301 tokens
  Transcribe an image to text (OCR) or describe it via a vision model — steerable with your own prompt. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
• news ~403 tokens
  Newest headlines from a deduped, tiered direct-feed pile (official press, wires and majors). Pass q to keyword-search the retained multi-day archive instead; category='ai' or 'crypto' return the high-signal curated cuts. Snapshot of ingested feeds, not a live web search. Paid: call without x_payment
• news_batch ~726 tokens
  Up to 10 headlines / ai / crypto / search reads behind ONE payment (POST /news/batch). Each request names a `route` and carries that route's own parameters — including `since` with a cursor, so one batch can advance several polls at once. `data.results[i]` is exactly the single-route answer for `req
• news_poll ~683 tokens
  The polling loop for a news-watching agent. First call: omit `since` — you get the current page plus a `next_cursor`. Every later call: pass that `next_cursor` as `since` and receive ONLY articles ingested after it, oldest first, plus the next cursor to store. Follow the whole pile (optionally one `
• pdf_extract ~301 tokens
  Extract any PDF up to 10 MB by URL. format='text' returns one clean plain-text string; format='json' returns a per-page text array plus document metadata. Parsed in-Worker, no upstream service. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then
• read_url ~231 tokens
  Render a URL in a real headless browser (JavaScript executed) and return clean, LLM-ready markdown. Use this when fetch() gives you an empty shell or a bot wall. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The f
• timezone ~452 tokens
  Current local time, UTC offset and DST state for an IANA zone. view='offset' answers at a specific instant; view='convert' moves a wall-clock time between two zones; view='business_hours' says whether an instant is inside local business hours. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exac
• weather ~355 tokens
  Current conditions for a named place or coordinate. view='forecast' returns the hourly series; view='alerts' returns active severe-weather alerts (US coverage). Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The fr

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• Browser automation
• Web search
• Website monitoring
• PDF tools

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